me too bruh
me too bruh
if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you
#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
This is what happens when you invite HP fans to your wedding and put a lawn rake on your registry.
Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”
Primary test results:
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
Have you ever read a manga and then get to a colour spread and you’re like “this is not how I imagined how they would look why is this fucker over here purple”*Why is this fucker over here not purple
ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is
even now… the evil seed of what you’ve done…… germinates within you
this is fucking hilarious