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fallen-angel-not-too-late:

veephil:

my-wayward-captain:

nick fury tho I’m crying

Shut your whore mouth Bruce

Caw caw omg

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omgtsn:

stickerstar:

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nudist BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAACH

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hxcfairy:

lordofthemings

Check out this sideboob! Does this sideboob turn you on?

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Well it shouldn’t. Because this is THOR SIDEBOOB

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I think you mean well it SHOULD because it’s Thor’s sideboob.

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loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

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goldenclitoris:

how the fuck yall takin me to the vet now aahahaha

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thatsoundslikeapigfainting:

New room with album art

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

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doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

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tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

ive never prayed for something so hard in my LIFE

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