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brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

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head-over-heels-circus-freak:

The LOST tag is the funniest thing because it’s mostly full of hipsters

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but then

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relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

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communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

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katiebooped:

imgonnapeeorange:

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

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official-groot:

If I am Groot

And WE are Groot

THEN WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

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pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

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Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
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niggaimdeadass:

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

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nowimthevillain:

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

Sandy Bullock looks great here

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laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

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timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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