These are cute.
IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG
THAT IS AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG.
shut up shut up shut up
More A+ Parenting by Odin
Actually ima just go ahead and defend Odin right here.
Let’s look at the fact that Loki was abandoned as a child. His father literally left him for dead and Odin took him in as PRINCE of Asgard. A fucking PRINCE.
Now let’s face it. Odin is a dick, but in this case he is justified. He took Loki in and raised him as his own, and Loki began demanding things from him. Odin reminds him here if the fact that he has no birth right, he is not a blood member of Odin’s dynasty. BUT HE’S STILL A FUCKING PRINCE. PEOPLE IN ASGARD HOLD HIM IN REVERENCE, KING OR NOT. TO SAY THAT ODIN IS A DICK IN THIS SENSE IS WRONG.
(Besides this the Odin Force is given to the ruler of Asgard and if you can’t control it, it can cause Ragnarock. So if Odin doesn’t want to give you the throne, that’s probably a pretty good reason as to why…)
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”