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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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500fairytales:

true patriotism

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liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

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kawaiilluminatii:

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster

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seriousjones:

theantiherooftime:

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

JOOOOOHHHNNNN CEEEENAAAAA

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dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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therandominmyhead:

kodiabear:

if N’s castle is now in smash bros, they should also put N in smash bros. he has no attacks and can only cry and tell people to stop fighting

YES but if you’re playing as one of the Pokemon and he shows up as your opponent then you automatically get “liberated” and have to forfeit the battle and run around celebrating your new wild existence. Also he pets you.

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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

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tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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longcoatsandskinnyjeans:

How’s that for a 1 year comparison?

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